Totally NOT anal retentive.

fatmanatee:

biteofpythias:

andrewrfox:

I never understood why people won’t even go into a bathroom if someone is in there pooping.  It’s really only 1/3 as awkward as everyone makes it out to be; when you gotta poop, you gotta poop.

marco:

It should be illegal to bring a magazine or newspaper into a multi-toilet office bathroom and sit there for a half hour, solidly defeating anyone else’s attempt to wait you out in the uncomfortable silence.

Do your business, then leave in a timely fashion. Save the bathroom reading for home.

Passive aggressive notes: David Karp edition?  I figured him to be a leisurely pooper.

 There’s nothing quite as satisfying as taking a dump on company time.