January 2009
100 posts
Re: napstr tumblr
onemoretimewithfeeling:
This person started to follow me the other day as well, but it didn’t concern me in the slightest. Why, you ask? Because besides napstr, there are three tumblrs that follow me that have not posted any content.
http://dwalker19.tumblr.com/
http://youdontexist.tumblr.com/
http://allisonmichelle.tumblr.com/ (at least this one attempted to fill something out) And in the...
I want to go home RIGHTFUCKINGNOW and climb into bed. I just texted AJM and he, a Corgi, and a Beagle are all keeping it warm. Jealous.
Worthless
ohnoitsthecops:
Based on the multitude of emails with typos, grammatical errors and misspelled words received from a coworker with a fresh Master’s, I am led to believe that anyone willing to fork over the cash can get one. There are so many people in the company who have Master’s degrees and, in my opinion, aren’t as smart as I would expect someone to be with a higher to degree. Maybe I’ve just...
I hate everything right now.
This is the part of my workday when I spend time doing things that don’t really need to be done, in an effort to avoid the mountain of shit I need to accomplish.
To make matters worse, I got about 2.5 hours of sleep last night because Russia (my dog) kept whimpering in her crate. I’m dogsitting my cousin’s beagle for a week and Russia’s not doing well with having to share...
I watched the second episode of The United States of Tara on Showtime On Demand yesterday (actually, I watched the pilot yesterday too) and almost choked on my ramen noodles when I saw “Flo” from the Progressive insurance commercials making an appearance! You know, the sort of cute, sort of weird-looking lady with the big, tricked-out nametag.
breast buds budding breasts buds breasts
Holy crap, I can’t stop looking at these Flickr stats. Here are the top then things people search for when stumbling upon my pictures:
1. breast buds (Interestingly, this search leads to a photo of Amelia that I took in 6th grade. I won’t link to it, because I value my life.)
2. breast budding
3. sparse eyebrows
4. anti racist action
5. french tattoos
6. fingertip jade
...
Because my Flickr paid account had expired so long ago, I had forgotten about the best feature of a pro account: the ability to see how people found your photos. I am having SO MUCH fun now that I’ve renewed my account.
Example: Someone random person (obv my soulmate) Google image searched “on the toliet” and linked to this photo of mine. God, I love America.. a place where...
a typical gchat between me and the boyf
Adam: WHAT
me: :(
Adam: WHAT
me: don't be mean
Adam: You don't be mean
Don't be median or mode either
adriennes:
Dear Barack Obama,
One thing you could fix is the economy. Something happened to me. I went out to lunch at Starbucks, and I wanted to buy a cup of whipped cream. And normally it’s 43 cents, but now it’s 74 cents! The price raised 31 cents for no reason! So you should probably try to change things like that from happening. You should keep an eye out for things like that.
I wish you...
Also! PaulAwesome, A., and Han, check this out: Game Show. Interested?
Oh oh, who DOMINATED at trivia tonight? Crazy 4 Swayze! In addition to glory, we won a $30 gift certificate.
We then proceeded to list the 44 US presidents, in order.
it's one of THOSE days: what shitty pop punk bands...
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MxPx and Midtown!
A real cat making NOMMING noises. I love you,... →
fatmanatee:kenyatta:(via elspethjane)
There aren’t even words to describe the cuteness of this.
What is the main ingredient in shortbread cookies—sand?
– PaulAwesome, who did not enjoy my chocolate chip shortbread cookies.
OMFG THEY HAVE COOKIE MONSTER ONES TOO →
‘Underserved’ get a taste of the upper crust →
Richard Maxim, who is developmentally disabled, was fitted yesterday in Hyannis for a tuxedo, donated by Puritan Clothing, and a Flags and Stars cummerbund and bow tie, donated by Vineyard Vines. He’ll wear them Tuesday to an Inaugural Ball at the JW Marriot Hotel, Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, smack between the Capitol and the White House.
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Please, please please read the 4th answer →
Just do it already
Top Hot Dog Consuming Cities, 2007
iveneverheardofyou:
1. New York - $103,640,400
2. Los Angeles - $86,460,420
3. Baltimore/Washington - $51,147,980
4. Philadelphia - $46,501,420
5. Chicago - $43,885,180
6. Boston - $34,128,380
7. San Antonio/Corpus Christi, Texas - $32,030,060
8. South Carolina - $28,204,310
9. Harrisburg/Scranton, Penn. - $27,663,550
10. Atlanta, Ga. - $26,612,810
STATS COURTESY OF THE NATIONAL HOT...
How many of you guys know what your name means? if...
onemoretimewithfeeling:
officed:
thenewfilosofee:
if you don’t, try these sites
http://www.behindthename.com/
http://www.name-meanings.com/
My name means weary. How apropos.
It’s funny that according to those websites, my name means two different things, and has two different origins.
Mine means “victory of the people”. That’s pretty intense.
HEY! You're part of it!
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This place has broken my American heart!